itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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team-hiddleston:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

mindofthemadhatter:

They call me.

i’m literally blogging from a puddle of tears on the floor

You had one job Luke, one job!

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lesbighost:

I applaud people who get up and get dressed because I stay in my pajamas all day unless I’m going out

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nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

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foreveralone-lyguy:

thelogicalartist:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what did people do before the internet

There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact

that doesn’t sound very fun

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