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Begin Again
Alyssa. 2O. South Louisiana.
Student. Music Lover. Reader. Concert Goer. TV/Netflix Addict. Aspiring Traveler.
I've only got forever and forever is fine.
Tweet #1: Always compliment a lady on her mustache; Tweet #2: Harry Potter’s mom is a MILF; Tweet #3: The only thing cooler than Justin Timberlake’s giant forehead is my giant forehead because mine has a tiny bit more punk cred; Tweet #4: Remember kids, peeing on your mate in the shower is the best way to show that you need them in your life.
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| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
peacocks look like they speak french
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hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
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